At My
Worst

At My
Best

I once wrote a book about art history. I also once wrote a blog about a cat with one eye. Now, I write about everything. I write ads for kid brands, adult brands, fitness brands, pet brands, mom brands and dad brands. Brands that focus on leaving and brands that focus on staying. Brands that sell big things and brands that sell little things. I write about packaged goods, parent products, and children’s toys. I write TV, print, social media, radio, digital, out of home, and then some.


Cocktail party topics I excel at:

Running/Biking/Swimming - having completed a Tough Mudder, Spartan Sprint, 4 marathons multiple half marathons, 75 + mile bike rides, multiple triathalons and a half ironman, I consider myself to be an expert (see picture above, post Tough Mudder)

Animals - my dad's a veterinarian so I can speak ad- nauseam about animals, their reproductive habits and, their bowel movements—if you're so inclined.

Foreign Travel - I take a yearly trip out of the country. Losing my luggage in Santorini, taking a donkey ride anyway and then being forced to wash our disgusting clothes with shampoo in the sink of our hotel, will be forever embedded in my memory.